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Stud Muffin
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Stud Muffin
Ref: 4875

Approx 13cm x 19cm (5" x 7.5")

Message inside reads - "Happy Birthday!"

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Pack Your Bags!
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Pack Your Bags!
Ref: 5150

Approx 13cm x 18cm (5" x 7")

Message on front:-
Wife - "I'm sick to death of your laziness - Pack your bags!"
Husband - "You pack them!"

Message inside reads - "Happy Birthday!"

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Happy Birthday!
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Happy Birthday!
Ref: 4399

Approx 13cm x 18cm (5" x 7")

Message on front reads - "Have you noticed that every year your cake gets another candle on it..."

Message inside reads - "... and every year global warming gets a little worse!... JUST a coincidence?"

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Chick Magnet
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Chick Magnet
Ref: 4876

Approx 13cm x 19cm (5" x 7.5")

Message inside reads - "Enjoy your Birthday"

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Computer Problems
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Computer Problems
Ref: 5157

Approx 13cm x 18cm (5" x 7")

Message on front - "He couldn't see an end... he had no control... he didn't think there was any escape... and he didn't have a home anymore..."

Message inside - "yes, it was definitely time for a new keyboard!"

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He Spoiled Her Again...
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He Spoiled Her Again...
Ref: 5161

Approx 13cm x 18cm (5" x 7")

Message on front - "He spoiled her again today. First he bought her a lovely new scent. Then he rubbed essential oils into her beautiful body, then he did the vacuuming and dusting..."

Message inside - "... yes he really LOVES his car!! Happy Birthday!"

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Happy Birthday
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Happy Birthday
Ref: 4401

Approx 13cm x 18cm (5" x 7")

Message on front reads - "How does a guy know it's time to loose the beer belly?..."

Message inside reads - "... when he realises that the strange red mark on his stomach is caused by the car steering wheel!"

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Birthday Boy!
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Birthday Boy!
Ref: 5163

Approx 13cm x 18cm (5" x 7")

Message on front - "the great thing about a twenty pound note is that it is so light. So, it's not until you actually open your birthday card..."

Message inside - "... that you realise there isn't one inside! Happy Birthday anyway!"

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Happy Birthday
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Happy Birthday
Ref: 4878

Approx 13cm x 19cm (5" x 7.5")

Message on front:-
Woman - "My name's Carmen, because I like cars and men! What's your name?"
Man - "Beersex!"

Message inside reads - "Wishing you a happy Birthday!"

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Happy Birthday
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Happy Birthday
Ref: 4880

Approx 13cm x 19cm (5" x 7.5")

Message on front reads - "He's just like you..."

Message inside reads - "he's too old and slow to catch birds!"

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You May Be Another Year Older...
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You May Be Another Year Older...
Ref: 5167

Approx 13cm x 18cm (5" x 7")

Message on front - "You may be another year older but there is light at the end of the tunnel!..."

Message inside - "... and it's coming from your birthday cake!"

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Birthday Boy
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Birthday Boy
Ref: 5169

Approx 13cm x 18cm (5" x 7")

Message on front - "Have you heard that joke going around that you're not supposed to tell old people?..."

Message inside - "no, thought you wouldn't have. Happy Birthday! (this is in large print in case you can't find your glasses!)"

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Birthday Boy
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Birthday Boy
Ref: 5171

Approx 13cm x 18cm (5" x 7")

Message on front - "Do you want to look younger? Well, that's a breeze Eat well, exercise like hell..."

Message inside - "... and hang around with OAP's! happy birthday!"

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Birthday Wishes
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Birthday Wishes
Ref: 4879

Approx 13cm x 19cm (5" x 7.5")

Message on front reads - "The years have been so kind to you..."

Message inside reads - "... it's the weekends that have let you down!"

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Birthday Boy
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Birthday Boy
Ref: 5030

Approx 13cm x 18cm (5" x 7")

Message on front reads - "Today is your birthday - and you know what they say... 'money talks'..."

Message inside reads - "... and mine is saying 'sorry I can't be with you today but have a great birthday!'"

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Getting Older
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Getting Older
Ref: 3919

Approx 13cm x 19cm (5" x 7.5")

Message on front reads - "Getting older has its up and downs, cholesterol up, belly down!"

Message inside reads - "Have a great birthday."

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Birthday Wishes
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Birthday Wishes
Ref: 4885

Approx 13cm x 19cm (5" x 7.5")

Message on front reads - "You're guaranteed to have a bright and happy birthday..."

Message inside reads - "... with all those candles it's going to be blinding!"

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Happy Birthday
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Happy Birthday
Ref: 4886

Approx 13cm x 19cm (5" x 7.5")

Message on front reads - "He soon learned that life was one long learning curve..."

Message inside reads - "Todays lesson... Always plan your escape route before committing to an under-cover fart!"

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For Your Birthday
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For Your Birthday
Ref: 3185

Approx 13cm x 19cm (5" x 7.5")

Message on front reads - "For your birthday I thought I'd send you one of those cards with a tune inside!!"

Message inside shows a stave of music and reads - "Happy birthday to you."

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Backwards Card
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Backwards Card
Ref: 5155

Approx 13cm x 18cm (5" x 7")

Message on front - "are you older the backwards card this to have you that realise to you takes it longer the that fact sad it's"

Message inside - "!anyway birthday happy"

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Go On!
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Go On!

Ref: 6197

Approx 13cm x 19cm (5" x 7.5")

Message on front reads - "Guess which hand your present is in!"

Message inside reads - "Wrong! Happy Birthday"


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We Wanted To Give You This Card Personally...
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We Wanted To Give You This Card Personally...

Ref: 6198

Approx 13cm x 19cm (5" x 7.5")

Message on front reads - "We wanted to give you this card personally, so we swam the Deepest Seas... crawled the hottest Deserts... climbed the highest Mountains..."

Message inside reads - "... Next year we'll just post it!"


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What's The Difference...
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What's The Difference...

Ref: 6199

Approx 13cm x 19cm (5" x 7.5")

Message on front reads - "What's the difference between You and this Brick Wall this Birthday?"

Message inside reads - "You fall down when you're Plastered!"


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Another Year Older?
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Another Year Older?
Ref: 5149

Approx 13cm x 18cm (5" x 7")

Message on front reads - "OK so you're another year older?... What can you do about it?"

Message inside reads - "... yes, that's right cry your freakin' eyes out! Happy birthday!"

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Remember...
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Remember...
Ref: 5151

Approx 13cm x 18cm (5" x 7")

Message on front reads - "Life is like taking a bath - The longer you stay in the more wrinkles you're going to have"

Message inside reads - "Have a great birthday!"

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Happy Birthday To A Real Hot Dog
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Happy Birthday To A Real Hot Dog
Ref: 6724

 NEW 

Approx 13cm x 18cm (5" x 7")

Message on front reads - " Happy Birthday To A Real Hot Dog "

Message inside reads - "Hope it's one to relish!"

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Birthday Quiz
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Birthday Quiz
Ref: 6725

 NEW 

Approx 13cm x 18cm (5" x 7")

Message on front reads - "How many old folks does it take to open a birthday card?"

Message inside reads - "Just ONE! Happy Birthday"

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Birthday Boy
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Birthday Boy
Ref: 5159

Approx 13cm x 18cm (5" x 7")

Message on front - "When you vision is getting blurred, when the room begins to turn, when your speech is becoming slurred..."

Message inside - "... Then you're past the 'pint' of no return! Happy Birthday!"

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