Mum & Dad
Approx 13cm x 19cm (5" x 7.5")
Message on front reads - "Rudolph's in the pub again, his nose is glowing RED! Santa drags him out of there, and sends him home to BED! Rudolph can't stand up, he's drunk and on his back, Santa screams and shouts at him, 'that's it you're for the SACK!' Ten cups of coffee later, Santa ties him to the Sleigh, Come on you drunken red nose git..."
Message inside reads - "... it's time we're on our WAY! Happy Christmas to you both!"