Funny Birthday Cards. A range of Funny and Humorous Cards suitable for Women

Men Are From Mars
Ref: 5158

Approx 13cm x 18cm (5" x 7")

Message on front - "Men are from Mars Women are from Venus and here is a man with a really big..."

Message inside - "... bunch of flowers for you! Happy Birthday!" (with a picture of a man with a bunch of flowers)

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Happy Birthday
Ref: 4881

Approx 13cm x 19cm (5" x 7.5")

Message on front reads - "Getting older is a bit like tight underwear - You can ignore it for a while..."

Message inside reads - "... but eventually it'll creep up on you and bite you on the bum! Happy Birthday"

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Birthday Girl
Ref: 5160

Approx 13cm x 18cm (5" x 7")

Message on front - "Another year older today... still it could be worse..."

Message inside - "You could look it! Happy Birthday!" (with a picture of someone looking FAB)

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Some Women...
Ref: 5162

Approx 13cm x 18cm (5" x 7")

Message on front - "Some women let out a little sigh at being another year older..."

Message inside - "... others let out a little wine! Cheers! and have a great birthday!"

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Apparently...
Ref: 5164

Approx 13cm x 18cm (5" x 7")

Message on front - "Apparently women who make love five times a week look 10 years younger than their age!..."

Message inside - "... so THAT'S your secret! Happy Birthday!"

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The Bingo Players Prayer...
Ref: 5166

Approx 13cm x 18cm (5" x 7")

Message on front:-
Our bingo - which art in bingo halls
hallowed be thy balls
thy cards are bought, they will be marked
and a win would be heavenly
give us this game some lucky numbers
and forgive us our wrong calls
as we forgive those who wrong call against us
lead us to a full house and deliver us cash
for thine is the legs eleven, the two fat ladies and two little ducks
for ever and ever,
amen.

Message inside - "Happy Birthday!"

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On Your Birthday
Ref: 4882

Approx 13cm x 19cm (5" x 7.5")

Message on front reads - "Forget sexy movie stars or hunky sportsmen. Inside this card is a picture of a man all women really dote on..."

Message inside reads - "... Professor Norbert Bloggs, inventor of anti-wrinkle cream! Happy Birthday"

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Backwards Card
Ref: 5155

Approx 13cm x 18cm (5" x 7")

Message on front - "are you older the backwards card this to have you that realise to you takes it longer the that fact sad it's"

Message inside - "!anyway birthday happy"

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Birthday Girl
Ref: 5168

Approx 13cm x 18cm (5" x 7")

Message on front - "What's the difference between younger and older?"

Message inside - "...younger is when you go out and paint the town red - older is when you stay in and paint your NAILS red! Happy Birthday!"

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Birthday Girl
Ref: 5170

Approx 13cm x 18cm (5" x 7")

Message on front - "Remember - the secret to staying young lies in a little 'make up'..."

Message inside - "... MAKE UP an age and stick to it!"

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Go On!

Ref: 6197

Approx 13cm x 19cm (5" x 7.5")

Message on front reads - "Guess which hand your present is in!"

Message inside reads - "Wrong! Happy Birthday"

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Birthday Girl
Ref: 4104

Approx 13cm x 18cm (5" x 7")

Message on front reads - "Happy Birthday to a girl who was born to shop..."

Message inside reads - "... Your first words were 'Gucci... Gucci... Goo!'"

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Birthday Girl...
Ref: 5172

Approx 13cm x 18cm (5" x 7")

Message on front - "Wouldn't say you were exactly a SHOPAHOLIC but if the cap fits..."

Message inside - "... then get the shoes, coat and handbag to match! Have a great birthday!"

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Birthday Wishes
Ref: 4885

Approx 13cm x 19cm (5" x 7.5")

Message on front reads - "You're guaranteed to have a bright and happy birthday..."

Message inside reads - "... with all those candles it's going to be blinding!"

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Drinking And Dancing...
Ref: 5153

Approx 13cm x 18cm (5" x 7")

Message on front reads - "Remember drinking, dancing about and generally enjoying yourself on your birthday isn't big and it isn't clever!"

Message inside reads - "but until someone comes up with a better idea - party on! and have a great birthday!"

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We Wanted To Give You This Card Personally...

Ref: 6198

Approx 13cm x 19cm (5" x 7.5")

Message on front reads - "We wanted to give you this card personally, so we swam the Deepest Seas... crawled the hottest Deserts... climbed the highest Mountains..."

Message inside reads - "... Next year we'll just post it!"

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Getting Older?
Ref: 5154

Approx 13cm x 18cm (5" x 7")

Message on front reads - "How does a woman know she's getting older?"

Message inside reads - "... when she runs out of energy before she runs out of money! happy birthday"

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For Your Birthday
Ref: 3185

Approx 13cm x 19cm (5" x 7.5")

Message on front reads - "For your birthday I thought I'd send you one of those cards with a tune inside!!"

Message inside shows a stave of music and reads - "Happy birthday to you."

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On Your Birthday

Ref: 6200

Approx 12cm x 17cm (4.75" x 6.75")

Message on front reads - "Remember you shouldn't drink wine on an empty stomach..."

Message inside reads - "... So make sure you eat plenty of cake and chocolate first, Have a Great Day."

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After Just Two Glasses Of Wine...
Ref: 6201

Approx 13cm x 18cm (5" x 7")

Message on front reads - "After just two glasses of wine her legs had completely gone"

Message inside reads - "have a GREAT birthday!"

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It Really Is A Woman's Fantasy...

Ref: 6202

Approx 13cm x 19cm (5" x 7.5")

Message on front reads - "It really is a woman's Fantasy to have Two men on her Birthday!"

Message inside reads - "One Cooking... One Ironing!"

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Happy Birthday
Ref: 6383

Approx 13cm x 19cm (5" x 7.5")

Message on front reads - "Remember, the spirit never grows older..."

Message inside reads - "... so get the bottle opened as soon as possible!"

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Another Year Older...
Ref: 5156

Approx 13cm x 18cm (5" x 7")

Message on front - "Another year older and looking divine so forget your age..."

Message inside - "... that's why God invented wine! have a great birthday"

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Crappy Presents
Ref: 5152

Approx 13cm x 18cm (5" x 7")

Message on front reads - "As she gazed upon her crappy presents she couldn't help but wonder how nice it would be to have wealthy friends."

Message inside reads - "Happy birthday!"

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Birthday Quiz
Ref: 6725

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Approx 13cm x 18cm (5" x 7")

Message on front reads - "How many old folks does it take to open a birthday card?"

Message inside reads - "Just ONE! Happy Birthday"

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Happy Birthday To A Real Hot Dog
Ref: 6724

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Approx 13cm x 18cm (5" x 7")

Message on front reads - " Happy Birthday To A Real Hot Dog "

Message inside reads - "Hope it's one to relish!"

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